"You have to e-mail," they said.
So I started e-mailing.

"E-mailing isn't enough," they said.
"You have to blog."
So I started blogging, too.

"E-mailing and blogging aren't enough," they said.
"You have to learn to Facebook."

So I began Facebooking,
along with e-mailing and blogging.

"E-mails, blogs, Facebook aren't enough," they said.
You also need to tweet."

So I added twitting, or tweetering or twooting…whatever.

"That's all old technology," they said.
"Now you need to Skype…"

KABOOM! 

That was the sound of my adaptability exploding.

Text and image © 2011 by Dirk deVries. All rights reserved.